Never Stop Smiling

IM DIEGO AND I HAVE A KNIFE. My favourite quote from the new series

idk but the fact that reginald somehow avoided getting all the kids from the umbrella academy because he met them in '63 and didn't like them but still managed to accidentally get one because he didn't know he was there is so funny to me,

When Luther and Diego try to work together, all braincells immediately vacate the premises.

I, like Klaus, am not good at doing things because I, like Klaus, am sexy trash

Want to learn Hokkien (Quanzhang)? “Gong gong gong, gong gong* gong gong, gong gong gong” translates to, “Grandfather said that a (water) tumbler hit him and made him dizzy.” XD  *This one should rightly be written as “kong”… not that it makes much difference…

who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

The reason most farmers dock (cut off) the tails is to prevent fly strike, an often lethal infection of fly larvae in the rear of the sheep. Without a (VERY FLUFFY) tail for fecal matter to accumulate on, fly strike is almost completely eliminated!

there is a wide variety of similar treatments for farm animals that are entirely for the animals well being pigs get their tail curled and tusks removed as babies so they dont accidentally nip each other while playing or stab each other just walking around- even a small tail nip might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood goats/cows often have their horns removed as babies as well both for obvious reasons to prevent stabbings but also to prevent them from growing in weird that can cause pain and infection for the animal chickens and other poultry, especially pet ones or hobby farms, might have their flight feathers clipped to prevent them from flying over fences, where their life expectancy is nill outside the farm/owners enclosure

Very good and valid points but please tell me what you mean by “might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood” before I lose my marbles

Pigs are omnivores and cannibals. Fun fact if you ever have need to dispose of a body, tossing it in a pigpen will get rid of it real fast.

There’s a reason why everyone went into a full blown panic when Dorothy fell into the pigpen in the Wizard of Oz. Pigs are vicious.

does… does the same apply to living bodies…

In some circumstances yes

As someone with a family member who lost a finger to a pig, yes. Yes it does. Not a wild pig, a farm pig.

It actually would take around a week for them to get rid of a full body, unless youve got 14+ pigs. Rate of consumption depends on the number of pigs, the size of the body, and the state of decay