John Boy Jubilee

#1 sexual fantasy: pangaea with public railways

yeah yeah we all like getting railed

sorry for being weird lately it's just that ive been weird lately

Pegasus but built like a pterosaur

no come back ma’am

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

As a disabled kid who was in the same phys ed class as everyone else with predictably horrifying results, HARD SAME

“Nobody should have to compete against people with biological advantages in the biological advantage assessment game!”

effing this.

motherfucking this, exacrtly. When group activities would pause for a rest, *until I caught up* and then keep going. Hey fuckers, if I was far enough behind for *you* to get a break, what about a break for me, the fat asthmatic asshole who actually needed to sit for 5 minutes, and instead found that every single time they caught up, the group moved on, which just made it even harder to keep up. Fuckers. If you stop for a break while someone catches up? Extend that break for at *least* 5 minutes after they catch up. They're the one who most needed that break in the first fucking place, and you're the one not letting the most needy have it, often at ages where they're too young to ask for it. My mom asked why i didn't complain about that as a kid? I had no idea that me saying shit would matter, or that anyone would listen