sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass

if you fall from grace enough times eventually you’ll get really good at sticking the landing

the amount of cognitive dissonance it requires to be a human being is absurd to be honest lad

kinda crazy how like every cult documentary is like "here's the survivors we spoke to who all have a range of different experiences, beliefs, talents, skills and stories" and all the survivors of the cult are like "i consider myself a rational person and this initially gave me a sense of community and was offering me the one thing i needed, it was a wonderful experience at first and i was surrounded by people i loved and who loved me, and by the time i realised how bad things had gotten i was in too deep and had alienated all my friends and family outside of the group and had been brainwashed over a period of time to think that any suffering was deserved and that by leaving i would be causing harm to myself and everyone i knew, and if things had been good once then maybe they would be again, and i had to believe that because i had nothing else left" and then half the reviews are people talking about how stupid cult survivors are and how they would NEVER be so dumb to join a group like this, clearly these idiots KNOWINGLY joined a cult and therefore deserved everything that happened to them, maybe if they had tried been as smart and rational as me,

I'm proud of you for still showing up to the function.

can i get paid handsomely for wtiting stupid bullshit no one even cares about

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

& i sincerely doubt that the sex workers in those ads are profiting from them anyways. but i guess porn is allowed on here as long as sex workers aren't the ones benefitting

almost exclusively if we aren't, it seems!

Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand

You could also be a pair of detectives. Or work in a lawfirm. Very useful word.

I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone who’s familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war they’re pretending is only now starting up again. That’s all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.

RECRUITERS LIE