stew

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

i wonder what they're gossiping about

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

"that's right, your majesty! You are in dire need of a new freezer... Do not concern yourself with the large cardboard container in which it shall be delivered! Just let your lowly advisor take care of that..."

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different

Stop comparing me to that loser Jonathan Sims

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

*delighted gasp*

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.