Reluctantly Mortal

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

ever since i was a little boy i always knew id be a girl who just wanted to go home

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

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I hope your having fun looking at images on tumblr <3

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

I hate the summer so much when are we destroying the Sun and ushering in the age of eternal night?

They fucking killed him. Hezbollah killed Staff Sergeant Hamburger and you're laughing

not many people can say that they lived up to their namesake