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maybe in a couple years when we have any kind of competent people in government we will have an AI in advertising ban. how is advertising a thing with a completely fake and misrepresentative AI ad not just malicious false advertising?

#looking at you obnoxious tumblr ads #tiny low res print in the bottom corner doesn't count either #if you use AI in advertising I think we should get to beat you with hammers

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soleta-deactivated

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

sinistra-orlok

we-all-got-scars-again

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

caliphsmegmafactory

RIP Charlie Kirk

0xeyedaisy

Thanks tumblr

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labor dispute solved, 1 casualty killed twice, 1 rigged election, 1 plushie covered in shit. total time: 5min

#very fun quest

sunburnt-brian

minmos

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

he's all in

he’s all in

he's all in

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drawing-prompt-s

Are they a little.. nya? *Gestures in cat ears*

I love how posts from deactivated blogs still exist and can be passed around, it’s like taking a dead man’s boots and we’re all sharing them

afrophunk

W-why did you have to say it like that

the-quasar-hero

Oh you know. Btw, what size shoe do you wear?

afrophunk

the-quasar-hero

Just a random question lol no need to worry

krystal-prisms

This reads like a post with thousands of notes

yanns

the-quasar-hero

Mixed reviews

meezer

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

asterkid-deactivated20150106

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

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asterkid-deactivated20150106

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

emperor-gaozu-of-han

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

emperor-gaozu-of-han

this is really resonating with the subjects

qin-shi-huang-di

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

emperor-gaozu-of-han

I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

qin-shi-huang-di

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

emperor-gaozu-of-han

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

qin-shi-huang-di

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

bat-incooking-school

shakespeare-that-shit

[Enter EMPEROR OF HAN and SKYLINE, the servant]

EMPEROR OF HAN: I say, these false maidens who attendeth My every act fill me with a deep dread. And I, a man with many conc'bines, speak thusly!

[Enter QIN SHI and BAT, the servant]

QIN SHI: Thou ungrateful cut-sleeve! I shall court these maidens!

SKYLINE: Marqius, he doth speak truth. Thou art a homosexual As the good Lord Qin Shi surely implies.

EMPEROR OF HAN: Fie! I am your emperor, ungrateful knave!

QIN SHI: The good Marquis doth desire of the very gods That he might have a fraction of mine imperial glory!

EMPEROR OF HAN: Glory? A grand jest! Thou sayest this, But I am one of the noblest emperors in China While thou hast need to put "shut up about the mercury" In thine bio! Speak not to me about glory!

QIN SHI: Fie! Thou knave! I am possessed by no man! I say, I am possessed by no man! I, the glorious emperor, can earn the love of my citizens Adequately prepare my successor Establish a stable dynasty!

BAT: My good Skyline, the emperors are fighting...

qin-shi-huang-di

hi peon, thanks for the humorous homage to the barbarian playwright Shakespeare!

i would like to add some information for the peasants; my FULL TITLE is qin shi huangdi, which in your barbaric tongue translates to “the first emperor of qin.”

accepted abbreviations are “qin shi huang,” or the “shi huangdi.” please respect my title going forward! people who don’t obey will be blocked, reported, unfollowed and executed!

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