wow

this is an art installation

alleria is a perfectly written liberal white women w a mid right conservative husband she gets back from isolating life event with him and immediately distances herself and goes on a crazy bender and in response turalyon gets 100x worse calling orcs slurs except for when he’s around her when he’s like baby please we can make it work. Meanwhile Arator is at the gym on his third cut cycle this year and he’s not even sure who he’s trying to look good for he’s chasing some ideal image of himself that he doesn’t even know the shape of cause he didn’t have a super stable family life and his aunt and his mom have a weird relationship and now his mom and dad are back and they want to be all in his business and they treat him like he’s still a child but he’s like a full grown gay elf and honestly probably wants to go suck an illidari off in the elf club or whatever but even that is some latent rebellious streak that he never got to fully act out. He shaved his head and he still looks like his mom. And he’s thinking about this while he’s calculating his macros for the day and he’s so annoyed that all of his positive and self destructive behaviors are still shaped by the negative space his parents left behind. And he’s pathetic he feels pathetic. Maybe he will fuck that elf barista who makes his iced o’atmilk lattes with a heart in the foam, he’s pathetic anyway why not.

Hey! Spin this wheel of Every Pokémon!

Me: snack time.

coming soon, to the cw