Just cheese and bread, my friend

"Are they...you know?" [Makes a gesture that somehow perfectly conveys the idea of sneaking into a church parking lot so you can fuck the priests car.]

I wrote fuck the car because I meant fuck the car. I'm talking bodyparts in tailpipes. The gesture conveys this effortlessly, better than words can.

if ourgoodshadows is the new superwholock then BBC Ghosts is the Hannibal of the situation. the really good cousin who deserves to be a part of the inner circle but just isn't as well known.

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate

look if you think 2012 doctor who fandom was cringey, that’s nothing. in 1985, when the show was on a hiatus and it looked like it might cancelled, people got together to release a charity single about how the bbc should bring back the doctor called doctor in distress, and it’s one of the worst things i’ve ever listened to with my own two ears

I really genuinely like this site and it's original layout and premise. I like custom themes. I like mobile themes. I like how posting works. I like how tag search works. I like sending and receiving asks. I like how you can make your blog whatever the hell you want. I like this fucking platform and for some reason staff is vigorously sawing their limbs off like they have to but they're in the middle of a grocery store and everyone there is going "why the hell are you doing that?" and staff cries "you all want me to"

Crowley pretending to be annoyed with Aziraphale’s awful French and general shenanigans trying to get people to come to his shop for the ball as if he didn’t specifically tag along and ask, “Can I watch?” because he adores seeing Aziraphale be his silly self. What a bitch ass liar lmao

"should trans women be allowed to compete in women's sports?" i don't think there should be sports

“Girl dinner” should be eating a man alive like saturn devouring his son

I consider myself a microinfluencer in the way I can get ten to fifteen people to consume a piece of media if I’m annoying enough about it