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kinda crazy how bartemius crouchemius junioremius pulled so many bitches because how did that loser do that???

this recent trend of teenagers using genAI chatbots to talk to fictional characters is fucking grim. what you should be doing is roleplaying on private messages with your friends until the lines between you & the characters begin to blur & you develop some very complex & confusing feelings for each other that culminate in a massive fallout you dont have the tools to process nor understand

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

sirius "where u going prongs?" black meets barty "pissing without me ev?" crouch jr, the two most codependent ppl ever and fall in love and kiss have have sex 💞

so what if every once in a while I want every character to be attracted to, obsessed and in love with Sirius? what's the harm in that?

Barty can literally be shipped with anyone I’m convinced. He can have chemistry with a wall and it’d be hot. Nobody can resist him.

sirius would get called 'pretty boy' as an insult a lot, which confused him so much because like, yes??? he's literally the prettiest boy in all the land, the fuck???