bon bon

"ingredients you can pronounce" learn phonics. coward.

people telling chatgpt their problems is insane to me like girl just get a tumblr….

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

everything hurts my feelings. like not really but also yeah actually

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

“you’re so quiet” yeah i don’t make sense when i talk.

locked in? no. i'm tucked in. goodnight

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

God forbid a girl be both whimsical and full of rage

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience