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Have a robot.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Look, just look: if we're not trying to take a stealth bomber, paint it in blue and teal, and contort it into some weird artillery tank, what are we even doing with our lives?
I ask you.
The Colossus of roads.
Dammit, that's a quality pun right there. You ought to be grateful!
"I don't think it understands. Try speaking slower."
What? No, you spent £28 on Schleich lava monsters from Smyth's. I would never.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Not a G2, but a damn handsome devil who's been preying on my mind lately. I'd say that other than RiD Scourge, this might be the best Nemesis Prime they've done.
"War. It's faaaaantastic."
The complete Monkey (and other associated beasts) May-nia, part 3
The complete Monkey (and other associated beasts) May-nia, part 2.
The complete Monkey (and other associated beasts) May-nia, part 1.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Jet, mostly un-rammed.
It's June, it's Pride Month! It's also... June-eration 2?
That's right, for the entirety of June post your most garish, neon G2 or G2-adjacent bots with the tag #june-eration 2! I want to see your bestest robots!
Such as...
Dancing the same dance for ten years straight.
This is easily my favourite Optimus colour scheme, and the mould is a corker too... just a bit on the small side, sadly. As for Megatron, I actually prefer it with the fusion cannon on his arm. It's a good mix of old and new.
It's June, it's Pride Month! It's also... June-eration 2?
That's right, for the entirety of June post your most garish, neon G2 or G2-adjacent bots with the tag #june-eration 2! I want to see your bestest robots!
"What's with the new look?"
"Wazzzzpinator izz into Nu Metal now! Wazzzzpinator hazz been reinvented!"
"Oh."
"Want to know Wazzzzpinator's favourite band?"
"Not re-"
"LIMP BIZZZKIT!"
"..."
"No, you fuck off."
WAZZZZZPINATOR WANTZZZZ GOTH CHICKZZZZZZZ <3
Boy do I have the girl for him then!
Using Antagony's Earth Wars design here because I think it's probably her best look and isn't just a human woman with robot bug bits or just goth girl Inferno.
<3 CHERISH THE SESSY GOTH ANT <3
My ideal version of her would go all in on the Transmetal thing that Inferno never got so she gets to have the drills on her arms like Inferno's transmetal toy.
Oooooooo that would be hella cool :D
Argh, don't go tempting me to get Antagony! And with tfn coming up! Tempting jezebels you are!
It ends. Not with a bang, but with a giant gorilla-man shooting lasers out of his nipples.
Say farewell to Monkey (and other associated beasts) May-nia, everyone. It has been quite the journey...

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
"What's with the new look?"
"Wazzzzpinator izz into Nu Metal now! Wazzzzpinator hazz been reinvented!"
"Oh."
"Want to know Wazzzzpinator's favourite band?"
"Not re-"
"LIMP BIZZZKIT!"
"..."
"No, you fuck off."