Made of Sterner Stuff

Look, just look: if we're not trying to take a stealth bomber, paint it in blue and teal, and contort it into some weird artillery tank, what are we even doing with our lives?

The Colossus of roads.

It's June, it's Pride Month! It's also... June-eration 2?

It ends. Not with a bang, but with a giant gorilla-man shooting lasers out of his nipples.

"What's with the new look?"

"Wazzzzpinator izz into Nu Metal now! Wazzzzpinator hazz been reinvented!"

"Oh."

"Want to know Wazzzzpinator's favourite band?"

"Not re-"

"LIMP BIZZZKIT!"

"..."

The full set: Famine, Pestilence, War and Death.

For those not in the know, these are four Beast Wars moulds that got redecos in the last days of Armada, c. 2003. Then writer Simon Furman decided to make them the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

In the comics they even had fire-breathing robot horses, which seems a little much considering they turn into animals and three of them can fly anyway.