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I didn’t know double texting was such a big deal?? I have a lot to say

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.

Can I be honest, I originally made this post because someone asked me “if I was okay” after listening to the Skyrim soundtrack for around 80 hours. Mind your own business

It me.

favourite thing about hozier’s songs are that at first listen they’re beautiful prose but  then u listen to it again and u go “wait this is HORNY” 

Modern day Shakespeare right infront of us

I think of this every time I lead the warm ups for class and we “bring it around town”

i see u lil punk ass bitch

Holy shit

I reblog every time. Moving here from the east coast was the best and most beautiful experience

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

you can certainly enjoy these without sound but the sound effects are killing me

These are exactly the correct cat sound effects.

MY HEART. ❤❤❤❤