hngg. memes

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”

Up late singing and microwaving loud as fuck

you have to stop trusting people and start eating dirt from your yard

just turned a mouse into a single ounce of lead

it's so important to have at least one infected wound running at all times