Meet my new little guy
I found him in a dumpster, and he had some shitty sharpie written on him. It read “Malestrom”, so that’s what I’ve been calling him
He kinda weird, and smells strongly of bombs all the time.
he is three apples tall (7’0”), and he has managed to fit soooooo much eepiness in all of that
LOOK AT THE CUTE BEAKY I WANNA PET HIM. Give him a nice bed with enrichment toys and a little water bottle.








