Shit sucks, but it wont suck forever.

HAHAHA OMG I'M DYING

Every safety regulation is written in blood, and every weird customer service question is written in the drool of an idiot before you.

Ordered the "signature omelet" (jalapeno and feta) at a place where the waitress then confirmed "That has jalapenos, is that ok? They're spicy. And it has feta, is that ok? It's a strong flavor." Other people at my table thought it was stupid, but I was like "That is a woman who has had to take back a lot of omelets from people who didn't know that jalapenos would be spicy."

nothing in the world is mundane someone spent years of their life studying and thinking about culverts and building upon the countless work of others and our historical collected knowledge of fluid dynamics and construction materials just so that your shit doesn't get flooded all the time and you dont even think about it! have you ever considered the culvert really? and its like. fucking everything is like this

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern