yikes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

haunting the narrative, handsome?

i think it’s necessary to get lost sometimes, maybe hit rock bottom every now and then. how else do you gain perspective on life

always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

Don’t like it? Become God

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

They also should've been garden gnomes

do you guys remember a few years back the ray ban tumblr scam where people started posting about sunglasses and if you interacted with any of the links your blog would get infected and start posting about ray ban sunglasses too

tested positive for not being good enough

indecisive girl i am so sorry that you do not know what you want. i will think about you and pray for you before bed indecisive girl

i open and close tumblr like im sisyphus with that stupid rock