it's written in the stars.

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

FUCK. HEAT.

I wanna know who did this research.

Is this what tik tok is really intended for!

You made me question reality

@gentlealien

the Gentle Alien is struck by a sudden case of The Boings

Kissing the back of someone’s hand? Hot. Calling someone “love” or “darling”? Hot. Saying you “fancy” someone? Hot. Tucking the other person’s hair behind their ear? Hot. Grabbing someone by the collar or tie to kiss them? Hot. Spinning someone back around into an embrace and/or kiss? Hot.

See also: Tilting someone’s chin up with your hand and holding it there for just a moment before kissing them. 

AN EXCELLENT ADDITION! Consider also also: hugs from behind? Hot. Someone brushing an eyelash delicately from your cheek and holding it up on one finger and saying “make a wish?” Hot. Jumping into a koala hug and giving you a forehead kiss before nuzzling into your shoulder? Hot. Spinning someone around in a circle off the ground? Hot. Holding out a hand and saying “shall we?” Hot. People? Hot.

I want that “drive safe,” kind of love, the “let me know if you need anything” kind of love, the “text me when you get there” kind of love, the “this made me think of you” kind of love, the “how was your day” kind of love, the “have fun, be safe” kind of love, the “good luck today” for something I only mentioned in passing kind of love, the “have a good day” kind of love, the “I remember you said you liked this so I got it for you” kind of love, the little ways of saying I love you without saying I love you kind of love. 

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer

where’d they get all those dads

Dadmart

So what you’re saying is that someone in the free market has responded to high costs by developing a new product that is far less expensive, and can be applied by the injured person themselves not just a doctor or nurse.