Power, Magic and a Consulting Detective.

“him again.....”

I cannot fucking believe that holy shit

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

‪If I were The Godfather I would greet everyone based on my daughter’s schedule for the day. “You come to me, on the day of my daughter’s McDonald’s job interview”‬

mmm ironing fabric to make masks for hours on end, worrying about my unhealthy mom and immuno-comprimised sister, trying not to get stir crazy, pulling together my scraps of energy and motivation, and trying to do my homework? no thanks.

also: i bleached my hair then dyed it pink and shaved the tails of my eyebrows off before all this! what am i supposed to do now!

mmm ironing fabric to make masks for hours on end, worrying about my unhealthy mom and immuno-comprimised sister, trying not to get stir crazy, pulling together my scraps of energy and motivation, and trying to do my homework? no thanks.

also: i bleached my hair then dyed it pink and shaved the tails of my eyebrows off before all this! what am i supposed to do now!

the eternal masculine dichotomy of “I must preserve my bloodline, for it is the most powerful and special on Earth” and “I am too powerful to ever die”

all the reviews for atomic blonde are like “its an empty aesthetic film where charlize theron just dresses up in nice clothes, kicks the shit out of dudes, and has random sex scenes with women” as if that wasn’t my dream action movie 

So like a Bond movie, right?

#harrison ford #comes down from his mountain once every other year #to be delighted and bewildered by pop culture  (via @jediemma)