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trend for tumblr 2026 seems to be "everyone posting about a new popular piece of media that i haven't seen that is probably very good that i've slowly grown to detest due to overexposure"

#I'm not gonna lie utdr but I can't block the tags because I need to send the more devastating art pieces to my friends

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dykecinema

Women covered in blood. Reblog if you agree.

weepyemperor

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

ghostwriterofthemachine

Goddddddd thinking about that narrative moment when something horrible is happening and the character who has been frantically trying to come up with a way to fix it and getting more and more frantic and panicky just—stops. Because. Oh. There’s the solution. They’re not getting out of this alive but like. It’s a solution for everyone else. Okay. Okay.

antimony-medusa

Why would you do this to me.

ghostwriterofthemachine

and!!!! like!!!! obviously this is delicious when you hit your Self Sacrifice Archetype with it, but honestly I think it's even chewier when you give it to, like. someone with a selfish streak. The one with some arrogance who's maybe not quite a team player. leans more towards loner. Give this moment to the one party member who has been shown to prioritize their own survival over everything else.

And then the eye-of-the-storm realization of "Oh. Huh. I am not making it to the end of the story. but everyone else is going to. Isn't it strange, that I'm not more upset?"

#Hello Eddie from JCC in the hit ending of the Sailor route #ooughh deeply evil game

cassketti

Elevate-ur-eyes-up-here hitch

#elevator hitch

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Was trying to explain to a friend why he maybe shouldn't give his serial killer oc the epithet "the Psycho" and he said "oh he's not an actual psycho he had a girlfriend so it's fine since he's not a real psycho" and I'm just like. Okay. Okay you do see how that is worse right.

#delete later

anistarrose

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

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clubpenguinkiller

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

caffeinatedopossum

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

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triviallytrue

people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

dorkichiban

Karpov had cemented his position as the world's best player and world champion by the time Garry Kasparov arrived on the scene. In their first match, the World Chess Championship 1984 in Moscow, the first player to win six games would win the match. Karpov built a 4–0 lead after nine games. The next 17 games were drawn, setting a record for world title matches, and it took Karpov until game 27 to gain his fifth win. In game 31, Karpov had a winning position but failed to take advantage and settled for a draw. He lost the next game, after which 14 more draws ensued. Karpov held a solidly winning position in Game 41, but again blundered and had to settle for a draw. After Kasparov won games 47 and 48, FIDE President Florencio Campomanes unilaterally terminated the match, citing the players' health. Karpov is said to have lost 10 kg over the course of the match. The match had lasted an unprecedented five months, with five wins for Karpov, three for Kasparov, and 40 draws.

okay, yeah this is pretty funny

godblessthesickos

World historical loser

drwiltz-official

notahorseindisguise

i was just thinking about kronk from the emperors new groove and i thought to myself "hey so it seems like kronk is a bottom"

and then in my head i heard kronks voice and he said "nono, im asexual."

and the thing is normally all of my thoughts happen in MY OWN voice. and the fact it said "i" not "he" makes me think that the spirit of kronk entered my head for a second to set the record straight about his sexuality. so. kronk is ace, guys.

cjsnaake

I fuck with this

omnipotina

Settle a bet.

Who wins in a fight?

Kronk

Gaston

Voting ended onSep 7, 2023

beemojis

soooo true bestie

wintermoth

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

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spades-of--ace

kinda bullshit that cigarettes are aesthetically cool as fuck when they suck ass for Lungs in general

bettyrightnow

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

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