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Incredibly funny glitch.

this website is made of paste

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You've heard of the femme fatale now get ready for the butch fatale

setulose

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

setulose

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

setulose

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

taydivorce

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

nuancecomprehender

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

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3000s

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

3000s

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

becauseitswrong

and sure it could be interesting to consider the African origins of the slayer but the show was too busy actively perpetrating orientalism and anti-Blackness with that reveal to give the colonial implications of the present day watchers council being a staunchly british institution any credit

#YOURE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

girl-blorbo-polls

my girl blorbo tangalang

Very nice

#hi Tangent iwatex I love you Tangent iwatex

your-fav-is-a-spec

im scared to do this. but. uh. the noble gases. from uh. the Real Life Periodic Table

The Noble Gasses from the Periodic Table are Aspec

#truth nuke

ornitharts

Willow’s crashout was valid as fuck. If I had to hold the love of my life as she bleed out because evil pathetic little incel loser #3 was trying to murder my best friend I too would skin him alive and then blow up the entire world about it

#She killed him too fast I would've done it with my own hands EVERYBODY woulda been dead

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chrisweedpiano

one of my favorite posts of all time

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niceinchnails

Everyone. This is NOT a drill. I have hacked into the backend of [tumblr]. I'll save us all.

xener-aol

alice-of-scales-deactivated2026

mwg-drwg

Please stop he is drowning…..

Gone forever

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if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

ceekari

It's a lot easier to prevent cramps from getting bad than to stop them once they already are. Take the medicine sooner and use the heating pad sooner rather than later.

krakensdottir

This is true of pain medication for ANY condition. My mom drilled this into me back when she worked as an O.R. nurse: Do not wait until the pain is bad. If you know it’s going to be, get ahead of it. First cramp? Medicate now. Twinges of a headache? Medicate now. Pulled your back and you know you’ll feel it later? Medicate NOW.

fishing-princess

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

leftcosine

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

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bethanydelleman

Important research for a story I'm writing! Not real life, never real life.

You are transported back in time and into the body of a young noblewoman in the 1400s. Your parents have married you off to an awful, abusive, rapist husband whom literally no one else would marry despite him being very high nobility because he's that terrible. You successfully produce a baby boy and then plan to murder this man for the good of everyone and yourself. Here is the question: do you think you could murder him in a way that is undetectable to the historical people around you? Note: they aren't stupid, you are the prime suspect as the battered wife AND you can't just say poison. Where are you going to buy poison? Do you know anything about poison actually? NO GOOGLING! You were sent back without a plan!

Do you think you could murder someone in the 1400s and get away with it with your modern know-how?

Yes, I totally have a plan (tell me for research purposes)

No, I realize that I'm very uninformed about murder

I have some ideas but I'm not sure they would work

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

Edit: my notes are full of murder. I love you all

Edit: to clarify about the poison, you can use poison if you actually know how to identify it, I'm saying you can't just go "Poison!" with no knowledge about poison. Buying it probably means they know that poison and you're caught. Your personal knowledge when you read this post is all you have.

Another point of clarity: You went through all that trouble to have a baby without modern medicine so you could get the sweet house after your husband died. That's why you can't be caught. No disappearing.

Edit again: Air embolisms are going on a high shelf because the syringe won't be invented for 350 years. Prove to me that you could make one from scratch, lol

I promise to stop making edits (lol): I left the country vague because I just wanted to see ideas for modern vs. past. Whatever place you are most knowledgeable about

#Apple seeds contain a small level of cyanide so if I grind those up and put them in his food for long enough I'm good #Problem is I don't know if that was detectable postmortem back then off the top of my head but I don't think so #also could just. like. give him a cut and put some dirt in it and bet on infection + no modern medicine for the win lol

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