"the Scorch and Erin guy" -sop-soap

Loving star wars is a curse and perhaps a mental illness of some kind

Loving star wars is a curse and perhaps a mental illness of some kind

I love andor so much because it answers the age-old question: what if star wars was good?

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.

"tell me about your ocs" well i cant tell you their lore or personality or backstory because i dont know it. but i can tell you his first gay crush came from watching cars and imprinting on lightning mcqueen as a child. is that anything.

i do wish the response to the ai water usage concern debate (umm actually the water and mineral usage is roughly equivalent to all of our other constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction etc etc etc) was less of a "haha checkmate luddites" and more of a "hmm maybe we should reevaluate our usage of constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction" but idk

*being dragged out of the star wars™ "cruise" after getting shit faced on star wars™ themed cocktails and getting into a fist fight with Chewbaca in front of the children* THEY ARE TRYING TO THROW ME OUT THE AIRLOCK AND KILL ME! THEY ARE EXECUTING ME! AMONG US AMONG US!!

the trill of the red-winged blackbird will be the song of the summer

the sharp chirp of the common grackle will top the charts this year

the eastern kingbird will be facing assault charges pressed by the american herring gull

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

love that jabba in the original trilogy is like BRING ME HAN SOLO!!! HUNT HAN SOLO ACROSS THE GALAXY!!!! I WILL HANG HIM ON MY WALL LIKE A CHEAP PAINTING!!!! meanwhile chewie who no doubt also cheated jabba out of whatever they cheated him out of has no heat on him whatsoever. even jabba's not ballsy enough to start shit with a wookiee. no solid evidence chewie could rip a hutt's arms off but jabba is not going to be the idiot to test that

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck