Dancing in the Rain

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

"yeah I'm mocking you for not measuring up to feminine beauty standards... b-but you're not ~really~ a woman by my standards, so I'm not being misogynistic! no no I'm a feminist I swear!"

"it just so happens that holding you to an incredibly high standard of the performance of femininity and punishing you for not meeting it is, like, one of the ways you're oppressed, which completely coincidentally is also one of the ways I'm oppressed. you're just like, an acceptable target is the thing. so it's not misogyny"

i hope every aroace person who is tired of romance and sex being falsely made out to be the center of everything has a good day today

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different

So There's This Open Wound At The Heart Of The Text