Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural  {Sentence Starters}
âYou look like an idiot!â
âI wasnât fat-shaming Bigfoot!â
âKnock me down with a feather!â
âI just got startled by a disco ballâŚâ
âHow.. how do you go that wrong?â
âYou wanna lie on the pentagram?â
âOh my god, you have a death wish!â
âHey there, demons, its me⌠ya boy.â
âThatâs the biggest lie Iâve ever heard.â
âI think Iâm gonna buy you a punch in the face.â
âShe doesnât seem like a very intelligent ghost.â
âYeah, I got the chills even just thinking about it.â
âHow about I open the door and you walk in first?â
âWell, if its any consolation, you look like an idiot.â
âLike pretty much everywhere we go, its old and gross.â
âAnd the worst part is, I donât even have my holy water!â
âCan I use the jacuzzi hot tub weâve been blessed with?â
âIâm gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now.â
âThatâs concerning⌠that thereâs that tiny margin of error.â
âIf I see people taller than me, I get concerned about them.â
âIâm saying just âcause somethingâs old, doesnât mean its bad.â
âDo you always have to insult the ghost of the place weâre at?â
âYouâre not gonna believe me if I tell you, so why even tell you?â
âAnd, as you can see, this is the place where nightmares are made.â
âI ask myself that a lot, too. I donât understand why I do these things.â
âOh, heâll pick you up, alright. Heâll pick you up and crack you in two.â
âI never said I wanted to murder you! This is a hypothetical situation!âÂ
âHe said that, but I agree with it. He meant it more, though, so hit him!â
âIf you slit my throat tonight, Iâm gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that.â
âNo, I canât imagine that. Iâd never want to imagine that. Are YOU imagining that?â
âWhy donât you punch me in the face, maybe smack me around a little? What are you, a wussy?â