Feel like a hero yet?

im sorry, who drinks cranberry juice like that????

Our Lord and saviour Gordon Ramsay

Big question time though: did Yoda use the Force to hunt? Was he just sitting in his hut like hmm hungry I am and with a wave of his hand some poor frog just comes zipping in from outside and straight into his mouth?

I vote yes purely based on the hilarity of this image.

that is so fucking funny but MEAN

When you’re in the middle of a boss battle and your mom snatches you to come take a selfie with her so she can show your aunt Sherry how much you’ve grown but you couldn’t pause your game in time so you can hear the boss kicking your ass in the background while your mom, who’s really bad with technology, makes you keep retaking the picture

This is so specific and real I feel it

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

I hope Cyberpunk 2077 turns out to be a bad game. I hope Reddit ends up shitting itself like it did with the original version of No Man’s Sky

I don’t think welfare fraud is a problem period I genuinely don’t. I don’t care when it happens and it means nothing to me. I’m glad. As if the government doesn’t steal from you every day lmao… I don’t give a damn

Everyone I have ever known who committed welfare fraud did so because what they were entitled to was not enough to allow them to survive so I don’t even give a shit.

In October 2019 Eric Andre endorsed Bernie Sanders for president to which Hannibal publicly commented “too old.” People did not react favorably to this and then it came to light that Hannibal Buress is a landlord and opposed the prospect of rent control. THEN it came to light that he wanted to convert the housing he owned into an AirB&B Hotel (which he discussed in his act as well as at least one podcast but allegedly others) which meant he terminated some of his tenants’ leases early (though he did allegedly offer them monetary compensation for the move). Hannibal can also be seen personally trolling “nobodies” on twitter messaging them privately which may not be super relevant but to me demonstrates how this was very personal to him. Clearly the idea of Bernie getting elected got him really heated. Was it directly connected to his fairly recent accumulation of wealth?? Who can say? But the speculation here implies the moral incompatibility has affected their professional relationship if not their personal one.

you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!

even if you’re lesbians???????

especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad