yes i like piña coladas

tumblr is the steps outside at a party and we’re all smoking together and saying the posts out loud

ok. u forget chris pratt is a republican every month but i forget who chris prat is every day. we arent the same

Also white LGBT goyim have GAHT to stop saying “well its only the old testament that says you cant be gay, and if youre against homosexuality u have to also follow the RIDICULOUSLY STUPID policies of not eating pork or shrimp and not wearing two different fabrics at once too. checkmate christian homophobes!” that shit is so antisemitic and islamophobic and i know you guys lack the critical thinking to realize it, but at least try and acknowledge that lgbt muslim + jewish people exist and that we all follow those “silly outdated weird” beliefs of not eating pork. Doesn’t mean we’re homophobic or that we think being LGBT is wrong whatsoever. There are better arguments out there to combat homophobia, I promise lol

IS SHE VAPING WITH HER PUSSY?!?!

last saturday shorts of the decade

day quil. More like Gay quil

theyre calles porquipines

“i’ve lived a lot of lives,” said the black widow trailer “,such as an asian american woman”

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