Startle my Booty

Final Fantasy XV is such a funny game it was like “Let’s be an open world game where the player with spend 8 chapters exploring at their leisure, just countless hours of getting to know the four main characters and their brotherly bonds, overall having a good time and mostly forgetting that there is a world at stake and that this story started in tragedy and betrayal. Then, when the player crosses the sea to do the thing they were supposed to do, everything goes to shit, the main female lead is killed off, and the four friends spend the next 5 chapters in various states of separation. Lastly, the main character gets eaten by a rock, the world is plunged in darkness, and when the four friends are reunited after TEN years, (the four friends you, the player, spent hours getting to know and bonding with and caring about) the main character has to sacrifice himself for the greater good of all. ‘Stand By Me’ plays over the end credits.”

everyone on 4/20/20 bc thousands of people are dying