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shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

recently I've been enjoying adding "not in a sexual way, obviously" to sentences which previously would have been quite difficult to interpret in a sexual way

bee in my bonnet

just one bee?

just the one bee, but believe me we are BOTH in distress about the situation

*sighs* I will, she pulls it off with too much swagger

if you ever find yourself writing fanfiction and thinking "this is too indulgent" that is the devil talking and he can go ahead and shut the fuck up

in honor of this international women’s month list your favorite female character who is not a good person

so.....is there anything with which the lion does concern himself ?

the four children who wandered into His world through the back of a wardrobe