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And so the ancient texts persist

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everyone hates the vectorstock image i just found
no one likes me or my image
This doesn’t have to be done if it’s overwhelming, but maybe Polyamorous Jack and Hiccup+ Tadashi?
I guess this is the time for me to come out as a Tadacup fan. Found this one fic in 2016 and I still occasionally come back to re-read it ten years later. Adding Jack to the mix sounds nice
There are so many AU ideas.....
Fantasy!AU where Hiccup is a prince, Tadashi his royal guard and Jack the mysterious sorcerer they keep stumbling into
RotG!AU but it's just Hiccup and the two ghosts guardians he's being haunted by
Modern!AU where Jack befriends these two nerds from the San Fransokyo uni who never shut up about technology
Starkid Monologue Masterpost
Hey, all! So, as I was searching for some audition material that I had been considering using for future auditions, I noticed that I’d have to type out a lot of Starkid monologues if I ever wanted to have those available. And I thought…why not share those with others? So, under the read more, you’ll find an organized list of monologues from different Starkid shows, complete with credits to the writers so that you’re golden for your auditions! Don’t hesitate to reblog, share it amongst the nerds! And if anybody else has typed out monologues, feel free to shoot me a message and I’ll add it to the list, along with a note saying who transcribed it!
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'she's out of his league' 'they don't have chemistry' shut the fuck up. he used only good notes

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Getting off the late shift
I haven't drawn in like 4 months be nice to me please
Guardianship au...... oh guardianship au......
he's planning on just resting his eyes so he can go finish his homework (he is falling asleep and waking up unable to move his neck)
Im always so delighted to remember that the blue meth in breaking bad was rock candy and the cast would constantly snack on it. It makes me want a show that uses breaking bad's insanely well crafted cinematography and wonderful writing but it's about an old witch and her young transgender apprentice opening a candy shop in a small village in the alps
hey guys is this anything?
This sucks, Im going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] trade my phone for some mdma
Today has been awful i’m going to [remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] burn down the good half of Somerset

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i'm gonna [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] win the somerset beetroot growing competition
Age swapped Tintin and Haddock
“The first time anyone wondered where to go, they dreamt me into existence” 😫 (made Loco’s face look like the front of a train because why not)
luke just straight up lying in the chat lmao

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Pressure cookers are a common household example of a domesticated bomb
Average British Fantasy Author of the 20th Century: Born in Hong Kong, raised in Singapore, Kingston and Oxford, he kissed his first girl at the tender age of 38. He spent 23 years obsessively writing notes for his epic masterwork, the Sword of Gormenlia series, with elements drawn from Indian mysticism, Arthurian mythos, Surrealist poetry, Victorian racism and Radical beliefs[?]. He died in Cyprus where he owned the world's most beautiful houseboat.
Average American Fantasy Author of the 20th Century: Born on the border between Ohio and Montana, Wizjeremiah VanderMcDercken, better known by his pseudonym John "Wizard" Whiteman, was raised in a ghost town and was the only citizen of his county who could read. At the age of 14, he stole a car and drove 30 hours straight to New York City to send his first story "The Alien was Really a Man" to Astounding Stories, for which he was paid a whopping 12$. A string of successes followed, including "The Man was Really a Robot" "The Alien was Really a Wizard" and "The Wizard is Really a Man When You Think About It". He harassed Samuel R. Delany for twelve years over a mild criticism of one of his now out-of-print novels. Died in Yonkers where he had a condo.
Average Canadian Fantasy Author of the 20th Century: Born just outside of Toronto
Average French Fantasy Author of the 20th Century: Despite publishing over 170 novels over a period of fifty years, no one outside of France, or indeed within France, knows who Jean Messac is. Left on the steps of a convent in the south of France, he soon learned to hate the nuns, the books in the local library, Parisians, Americans, specifically the citizens of Syria, the Dominican Republic and Bulgaria, the French literary establishment, Regionalist writers, Sartre, De Gaulle, Casimir, anyone who appeared on TV, Radio, Newspapers and Photographs. He lived in a shoebox gifted to him as a joke from André Breton. He was a high school teacher and wrote for a variety of magazines and publishers, was institutionalized three times and was a Majdanek survivor. His books have all been translated in Russia and Japan following a popular JRPG adapting his saga "Pox-Children of the Kamchadals". He died in the same city where he spent his entire life at the age of 64.
Average Latin American Fantasy Author of the 20th Century: Is a journalist. All of his stories are real news he or one of his colleagues reported on, only with the names changed, and sometimes not even that. That's why the genre is called "Magical Realism", those things actually happen here.
Average Bengali fantasy writer of the 20th century : Born in Dhaka to either a lawyer, a merchant-clerk, a landlord or a mixture of the three. Studied at Presidency or Scottish Church College. Got hit by a baton by the British Police at 17. Survived communal riots at 25. Migrated to Kolkata after the Partition with ten rupees. Writing not taken seriously as it seen "only" for children. Had a lifelong, close friendship with a man who was almost a muse. Died in South Kolkata mourned by a wife who was sister of aforementioned friend. His children settled down in either Toronto or Seattle
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