laughter and hope and a sock in the eye

Pray For Me

Nothings Wrong I Just Want More Power

The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

hey did anyone hear a single discordant note in the leitmotif just now

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

I'm reblogging to actually use this

Reblogging so I can read all of this; I think I do need to do better with my emotional maturity so this will come in handy.

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you