The Stars Watch Us

Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st

It’s that time of year again!!

Happy October 1st, everyone!

"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

New secret service just dropped

I'm not throwing my hat into the discourse ring at all on this but I think it's really really weird and strawmanny for people to paint everyone who wishes at least some grocery stores or restaurants remained 24 hours as like. bougie office workers who just got done getting plastered at a party who really want a sandwich instead of the people I actually regularly saw at 24 hour places during the "odd hours" which were blue collar 2nd and 3rd shift factory workers and truck drivers and other food service workers. like it's fucked up and an obvious direct example of capitalism ruining peoples lives and sleep schedules for endless profit that such a convenience has to exist at all but pretending your enemy who wishes they could get food after their shift ends is just as selfishly entitled as a six figure earning tech bro either means you want an easy argument to win or you don't see the people who already live in the time zone underbelly of your society as existing in the first place

although my politics are sympathetic to ethical direct action and illegality, i would of course never engage in those things myself. but if you are thinking about engaging in illegal activity as a result of the court decision that’s coming down, please do not post about it online, ever, anywhere. yes, even on tumblr. yes, even on that site you think is private. yes, even in DMs between you and a friend. do not engage with anyone posting about those things publicly either.

one of the few somewhat useful things i’ve ever posted, feels important today.

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

HOLY FUCK THE AMAZON WORKERS WON THEIR UNION VOTE

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

This is funnier when you have the dark theme on.

depression walk of shame is when you finally start talking to and replying to people you've been too drained to answer and you have to be like "sorry about that I was trying not to drown in the weight of my own chemical imbalance... sup?"

i just burst into tears. incredible.

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

everyone lost

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media