Working on it

Anyone that still says ads are personalized is trolling you. The only ads left are gambling, temu, and ai sex chat

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.

i am not well understood. which is also my fault

girl who is normal voice: calling off off work is so humiliating. why wasn't i stronger

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

the soft animal of my body wants a spliff and four pints of cider

soft animal of my body is up for a kebab

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish

#myanguish

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish

#myanguish

The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them

transcription: “dude if he fucks up mac and che- … GARFIELD? GARFIELD!? NO! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? BEEL GATES? NO, wuh-WAIT, THAT’S MY GAMECUBE YOU BITCH!!!! huoAHWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? hWAIT NO GARFIELD IS ON FIRE… DIO! NO! WH

The transcript could not have possibly prepared me for the actual video

The masculine urge to have the feminine urge to be masculine femininely