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Midoriya: No. U-N-I-sex
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A Moment to Them
A Moment To Them by breakingdawn77
It was hard, sometimes, not to be able to show affection as Ladybug and Chat, making sure, that Marinette and Adrien were only were the only ones allowed to be a couple. But that doesnât mean they couldnât have a secret moment. Okay, a wedding performed by the guardian of the kwamiâs may not be little, but hey, go big or go home. Related to my âjust friends storyâ between ch. 27&28
Words: 4668, Chapters: 1, Status: Complete, Language: English
Fandoms: Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Rated: T
Genre: Romance/Humor
Characters: Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug
Pairings: [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug]
Read Here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13298980
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Sure thing â€ïž
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Of course âŁ
AU where Adrien is darker and has less morals
- Similar to how things are in canon but the show would be rated r15 cos of heavy violence >:D - Basically Adrien looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you. Marinette looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll. - During the umbrella scene in Origins, Adrien works out that Marinette is Ladybug. He keeps quiet about it though to respect her privacy and will wait till sheâs ready to share on her own terms. - Marinette is unaware that Adrien and Chat Noir are the same person whilst Adrien is oblivious to her humongous crush on him. He tries to subtly win her over both as Adrien and as Chat, resulting in Blushinette or Sassinette. - Whenever an Akuma manages to get a hit on Ladybug or any of Chatâs friends, he doesnât hesitate to pummel them down vigorously. - Ladybug always has to scold him for being too harsh on the Akumas, constantly reminding him that thereâs an innocent victim underneath being used as a puppet. - Imagine a scenario: âGoodness Chaton! Just because they gave me a black eye doesnât mean you can go ahead and break their arm or toss them off the Eiffel Tower! Only God would know what would happen if I were to bleed from an itty bitty scratch,â âThen that would be the day we find out what Cataclysm does to a person, M'Lady,â ââŠN-Nice joke Chat.â âI wasnât joking Ladybug.â - Since he already knows, Chat isnât insistent on knowing her identity or asking if they could reveal themselves to each other. - This mad lad is very protective over Marinette in school in his own way. Heâs infamously known for having eyes that would âburn your soulâ if you get on his wrong side - He is sarcastic and sharp with Chloe, especially when he finds out that she made Marinetteâs school life a nightmare before he and Alya joined. In fact his mumbled threats have Chloe shit scared to come near him or Mari. - Chloe does try to improve as a person but our lovely trio: Alya, Adrien and Nino repels Chloe from coming near Marinette. Our Asian girl is blissfully unaware of this set up, too busy thinking about tonightâs patrol with Chat. - Though, Adrien can be really sweet and selfless. When Nino admits that heâs crushing on Marinette too despite knowing Adrien is aiming for her, Adrien encourages him to go for her. It killed him inside but Adrien thought that if he canât make Marinette happy, at least sheâd be in great hands with Nino (Animan episode). Thankfully, Alya and Nino gets locked in a cage, bonds, and BOOM we have Djwifi~ - Chat Noirâs solo patrols is when the beast wakes up. The good people of Paris may see him and Ladybug as a comforting presence but the bad, evil people know how brutal Chat can be. - Chat has broken limbs belonging to thieves, shattered ribs belonging to abusive people, left killers in a near death state. - Adrien feels bad enough that Ladybug is unaware of his actions during the night and the last thing he wants to do is shed unnecessary blood, scaring the heroine. - Plagg fully supports Adrienâs actions as heâs chaotic neutral âListen kid, this is why the power of Destruction, us, serve as a counterpart to the power of Creation. We exist to show that mercy is a luxury and the consequences that befalls on the people that take advantage of kindness. Ladybug may turn the other cheek and forgive; we fight fire with with fire. We will take away life if necessary. So donât feel guilty at all.â âThanks PlaggâŠI just want to keep ParisâŠand my Marinette safe no matter what. Iâd do anything. Everything.â - (See the parallels between Adrien and Gabriel here~? ;D) - Hawkmoth/Gabriel is very intimidated by Chat Noir and Adrien also managed to scare him a few times. - When Ladybug contacted Chat Noir to protect Marinette whilst she plays as bait and goes on the date with Evillustrator, he cataclysmed Chloeâs balcony to dust in rage for her recklessness. - During Horrificator, Chloe didnât interrupt the kiss between Marinette and Adrien; she stood there gawking. Adrien was a smitten kitten, full on kissed Marinette that Nino and Alya had to shout their names so that they pulled apart. - âGirl, youâre one of the most smartest people out there yet you canât grasp the fact that Mini Agreste is head over heels for you???â âAlya-aaa! Youâre just saying that to make me feel hopefulâŠâ âHe. Made. Out. With. You. For. Ages. On. That. Film. We. Did.â âCos it was in the script!â âThere was tongue!â âHe was making it realistic?â âMON DIEU MARINETTE DUPAIN CHENG! HE WAS LIKE A SATISFIED CAT THAT GOT THE CREAM AFTER THAT DAMMIT!â - Oblivious Marinette is best Marinette. - During the Dark Cupid/Dislocoeur event, after getting hit by an arrow, Chat successfully cataclysmed Ladybugâs mask. She pulls him in for a kiss to not only break the spell but also to hide her face. - When Chat regains consciousness, Ladybug found a plastic bag conveniently blowing past, puts it over her head to hide her identity. - The rest of the event goes as canon except Marinette had a plastic bag on her head this whole time. - Tikki finds out that Adrien is both Chat Noir and that he has known Ladybugâs identity from the start. She finds that it makes sense with how extra protective he is over her civilian identity and thanks Adrien for keeping Marinette safe at all times as well as being a worthy partner. - A secret group of criminals that are against the heroes, plot the downfall of Ladybug and Chat Noir together. - Chat Noir, having underground links and connections from his feats, catches wind of this. - Heâs too late and Ladybug gets shot by a special bullet straight after an akuma attack, right in the chest. - Chat Noir cataclysms every single criminal that was part of the organisation into rotting corpses in pure rage. Hawkmoth tries to akumatise him but Chat cataclysms the butterfly too into dust. - Marinette luckily survives thanks to the hospital receiving her so quickly. She was born with Dextrocardia with Situs Inversus (which means that her heart is on the right side rather than the left). If her heart was in the normal position, she would have died. - Adrien doesnât leave her side during the day and Chat Noir during the night. Marinette has no recollection of the incident she got shot. - When Lila comes along, Adrien knew she was trouble and a liar from the start. He had the urge to cataclysm the whole school as they bought into Lilaâs lies without any questioning. Plagg almost encouraged him. - Adrien took the opportunity to mess with Lila. âI am Volpina. A hero much, much better and stronger than Ladybug. This is my miraculous,â âHeheâŠLila, Lila, oh Lila⊠showing me your precious miraculous is a huge mistake. If you donât want a first hand view of a fox getting skinned alive, you will listen to I, Hawkmoth, and hand over your miraculous to me.â - Lila literally runs off, scared shitless, shouting that she was joking and that Volpina doesnât exist. - Marinette overhears everything and has a crisis. âOH NO TIKKI WHAT DO I DO!? THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS THE ENEMY OF PARIS AND ICANTFIGHTHIMWHAAAAT!?â - It takes Tikki 15 minutes to calm Marinette down and promise that Adrien isnât Hawkmoth. Said kwami swears internally to teach both Plagg and Adrien a lesson for riling Mari up to this level. - Adrien overhears Marinetteâs freakout cos heâs literally 6 feet away and both he and Plagg are wearing shit eating grins. âAh, so the stammering and shyness makes sense now. Love of her life hmmm? I love the sound of that~â âKeep your whiskers on kitten and run before Tikki throttles me for letting you go too far with that joke!â âAww⊠but I wanna ask Marinette for a little kiss,â âYOU WILL CAUSE THE LITTLE BUG TO COMBUST AND DIE AND BOOM PARIS IS A GONER!â
that last line, tho. XâD
*Marinetteâs phone rings and Lila sees the contact name*
Lila: You still call your dad âdaddyâ? Thatâs so babyish.
Marinette, staring Lila dead in the eyes as she picks up: Hi, Adrien.
Lila: *chokes*
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Adrien: I have 5 friends:)!
*finds out Ladybug is Marinette*
Adrien: I have 4* friends:(!
Later he will have three friends. :)
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concept: letâs go to bed at 9pm instead of 3am. letâs drink more water for our bodily health and less coffee for the aesthetic. letâs not skip breakfast because itâs worth running a little behind even if itâs just some fruit or cereal. letâs go socialize even if weâre kinda nervous. letâs love ourselves when we feel down, because flaws are not the end of the world. letâs work hard but take breaks in between instead of procrastinating and then rushing. letâs ignore what people who donât know us have to say about us behind our backs. letâs be kind to each other because weâre all trying here. letâs hype up being mentally healthy rather than being perfect. letâs live our lives like we want to.
just a thought.
"The Adrien we wanted since chameleon"
Seriously....Chat was like 'freaking hell just happened' Oni-chan đ€Ąđđż

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I just realised something
Shit...i did not see that coming....
...i đ them both!
Tony Stark and his kids appreciation gifset.
As adults, Chat Noir proposes to Ladybug despite them not being in a relationship because heâs Like That and she says sheâll accept if he guesses her name correctly
Chat Noir, going through a baby name book alphabetically: You didnât say there was a limit to how many tries I get, Anna. Anna? Is it Anna? Please be Anna
She adds the caveat that he gets three guesses per day. Then panics when he starts by listing all her old classmates.Â
He accidentally forgets Marinette and sheâs secretly livid he left her out.
Itâs cuz sheâs not an old classmate, sheâs just a friend
Or, he doesnât say it because there is no way his luck could be that good.
So, can we call this the RumplestilskinAU reveal orrrrr
So, I hope you donât mind⊠but i wrote a thing.
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Marry That Girl
The way I want Adrien to develop a crush on Marinette in canon, or at least realise that he has a mega crush on Marinette, is for him to find out about the future she had planned for the two of them.Â
Letâs say Marinette has a special sketchbook. This sketchbook is filled with drawings of their future house, of Adrien as an adult in multiple occupational settings, of Marinette and Adrienâs wedding, and most importantly, their future children.Â
Letâs say Marinette had accidentally brought this sketchbook to school instead of her regular one. Letâs say she accidentally dropped this sketchbook while rushing out of school to help go meet Mme. Chamack to go babysit Manon.Â
Letâs say Adrien was nearby and picked up the sketchbook.
He wasnât able to call out to her before she ran off, so he kept it, deciding to give it back to her tomorrow. He gets into his car and is driven home.
Of course, though, heâs a cat, curious through and through. It wouldnât hurt to take a peek, right? Besides, Marinetteâs such an excellent designer, maybe he could put in a good word to his father.
He didnât expect to see the wedding dress on the first page, a self-portrait of her in an intricate bun and gorgeous white lace. Itâs mesmerizing. It makes him excited, already imagining her at her wedding, her giddy smile as she stands before her future groom.Â
He turns the page. His cheeks burn.Â
The future groom is apparently him.Â
There he is, in a sunny, shiny beige suit and a wide, toothy grin. His hair is messy and his tieâs a bit loose, and it surprises him how specific she was in those details. That she wasnât expecting him to be perfect. That she didnât want him to be perfect.Â
His heart thuds loudly in his chest, and he turns the page.Â
Itâs him in a lab coat, standing beside some complex piece of machinery that Marinette had definitely searched references to. Beside him is the single word âPhysicist.âÂ
He turns the page again.
Itâs him in a simple suit, wearing a tacky tie, standing in front of a chalk board and talking to a group. Beside this drawing, the word âProfessorâ is written.
Once again, he turns the page.
Itâs him in his fencing uniform, standing on top of a podium. In one hand, he is holding a shiny medal thatâs wrapped against his neck, grinning right beside it. In the other hand, he holds his foil, his helmet tucked under his arm. âFencer.â He didnât need to read the word to guess that one.
He turns at least fifteen pages, each one of him in a different occupation, something related to one of his hobbies or likes, even things heâs only ever had a casual interest in. He nearly laughed at the sight of him as an ice dancer. He wonât lie, he did like ice skating, but really?
Itâs the last one that leaves him in near tears.Â
Itâs him laying casually on a couch, two little boys tucked under each of his arms, and one little girl curled up against the center of his chest. All four of the people in the picture are fast asleep in front of a TV. âStay-At-Home Dadâ was written next to this drawing.Â
He chokes down his sob. The driver looks at him through the review mirror in concern, and sees the wide smile across the boyâs face. Happy tears, then.Â
The next page shows the three children together. He smiles wider at the sight of their last names.Â
Hugo Dupain-Cheng-Agreste
Louis Dupain-Cheng-Agreste
His eyes land on the girlâs name, and his heart stops.Â
Emilie âEmmaâ Dupain-Cheng-Agreste.
He stares, and stares, and stares. Then he closes the sketchbook, and brings it close to his chest, almost scared of the idea of letting it go. He looks out the window and sees the mansion. Theyâve apparently been here for quite some time.Â
He scurries to his room, locks the door, and doesnât come out until heâs memorized every single page of the sketchbook. Damn the consequences.
He eats dinner that night in a trance. Gabriel even comes down to eat with him, informed by a worried Nathalie of his sonâs strange behaviour. Adrien barely acknowledges his presence, too occupied with his thoughts, smiling as though he were floating peacefully on a cloud. Nothing anyone says gets through to him.
He imagines his life with Marinette. Her in a pretty, professional bun and shy, loving smiles, dressed up as sheâs about to go to her office as a head designer. Him in casual, comfy clothing as he makes breakfast for their family of five, kissing the cheeks of his three children and the lips of his wife. Heâd help the kids get dressed, brush their teeth, and take them to school. Take care of their hamster at home, because they most certainly will have a hamster, he guarantees it. Heâll bring a home cooked lunch directly to his wifeâs work, and sheâd drop everything to take a lunch break with him because thatâs the kind of person she isâ attentive⊠lovingâŠÂ
Beautiful, his mind supplies. Her smile, her personality, her work. All of it absolutely gorgeous. He doesnât even pretend to disagree. Marinette had planned this whole life around him. She knows what she wants. Her position as a fashion designer wonât change, nor will her future wedding dress. But she left his role in her life so open. Every option is catered around what heâd possibly want in the future. All the occupations he could choose from, their childrenâs names, where theyâd live, who would take whose last name, etc, etc.Â
He buries his face into his pillow and giddily kicks his feet, his thoughts once again remembering Emilie âEmmaâ Dupain-Cheng-Agreste. She wants to name their future daughter after his mom.Â
He cries himself to sleep that night, but unlike every other time, itâs tears of happiness.Â
He wakes up the next day with a single mission on his mind.
âIâm going to marry the HELL outta that girl!â
@ablaghafir VERY GOOD ADDITIONS!!!
I want more
I,,, damn I guess Iâll write a little bit of it then because I rEALLY WANT TO ANYWAYS SOâ
Adrien slams the car door behind him, closes his eyes, and takes in a deep breath. He can feel the outline of Marinetteâs sketchbook through his bag, pressed against his thigh. He can visualize every intricately drawn picture in his mind, having spent hours last night memorizing every page, every word.
He opens his eyes and smiles.
Marinetteâs not here yet. Itâs not a surprise, sheâs usually late. Thats fine. In fact, it gives him time to enact his plan.
His eyes locks on Alya, standing at the steps and conversingâ ah, wait, scratch thatâ flirting, with Nino. He makes a beeline towards the two, much too focused on his current mission to really care whether he interrupts them or not.
After all, his and Marinetteâs future is on the line here.Â
âHey, Alya. Sorry, can I talk to you for a sec? Itâs super important.â
The Ladyblogger raises an eyebrow, clearly not impressed with his interruption. She nods anyways, kissing Ninoâs cheek goodbye, and lets Adrien drag her into the locker rooms.Â
âAlright, Sunshine, whatâs so important that you had to speak to me in private?â
Alya raises a skeptical eyebrow once again as he glances around at their surroundings. No ChloĂ© or Lila, good. The only person who could plausibly be obnoxious or nosy would be Kim, but he seems to be too busy grinning down at his phoneâ probably texting Ondine.
Alyaâs eyebrow arches even higher as Adrien reaches into his bag, angling his body to hide the sketchbook from the entrywayâs view.Â
At the sight of the familiar book, the forbidden sketchbook that Marinette usually keeps locked away similarly to her diary, Alyaâs jaw drops.Â
âOh, fuck.â
Quickly, she snatches the book out of the boyâs hands, clutching it to her chest.Â
âHow the hell did you get this, Agreste?!â She hisses, keeping her voice low as to not attract attention. âWhat, did you sneak into Marinetteâs room or something?! Dude!â
âWhat? No! No, she, uh,â Adrien pauses, his cheeks going pink at the sight of the sketchbook, momentarily distracted. He shakes his head and tunes back into the present. âShe dropped it on the school steps yesterday. She left before I could give it back to her.â
Alya doesnât seem totally convinced, and he doesnât entirely blame her, especially after the Diary Incident featuring Sabrina and the trap box.Â
âDid you look at whatâs inside?â
This time, his cheeks go flush with shame. Still, he canât help the besotted smile that stretches wide across his face at the reminder.
Three kids and a hamster.
Stay-At-Home Dad.
Emilie âEmmaâ Dupain-Cheng Agreste.
Heâs snapped back into reality at the sound of surprised laughter. Alya looks positively delighted, for some reason, despite the fact that he basically just admitted to snooping with the use of his face.Â
âOh, god, youâre just as bad as her!â
At this rate, heâs going to turn into a tomato.Â
âI, that, whuh,â he splutters. âIâm not bad! Thereâs nothing bad! Wait, what? I meanâ Oh, forget it! Alya, quit laughing already, I need you to do something for me! Please?â
Dutifully, she stops laughing, but her grin goes nowhere. Thereâs a terrifying glint in her eyes, which would normally speak bad news if he were Chat Noir at the moment. Thankfully, he isnât.
âName it, Sunshine. Iâve been waiting for this for way too long.â
He briefly wonders just how long, exactly, Marinetteâs been fantasizing about their future. He quickly brushes away the thought before he falls victim to another daydream.
âI need you to hand that back to Marinette and tell her you found it this morning under the locker room benches.â
Alyaâs previously excited expression morphs into confusion, with a flicker of anger.Â
âExcuse me?â
What she doesnât say is, âYou better not pretend as if nothingâs changed and string Marinette along, you dick.â The implications are still there, and wisely noted.Â
He flashes a downright devious smirk, which catches his companion completely by surprise. He takes one more look at their surroundings, Lila and ChloĂ© still nowhere to be seen. He leans in a little and whispers.Â
âWell, itâs more fun to flirt with my future wife if she doesnât have any way to see it coming, right?â
He turns and casually walks over to his locker, leaving Alya gobsmacked.Â
As Adrien finally leaves the room, Alyaâs elation begins to set in. Quickly, she reaches for her phone and deletes as many old akuma videos as she can.
Sheâs going to need that storage space in the very, very near future.Â
Give me moreeeeeeeeee!

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What would happen if marinette fell in love with Félix Culpa?
It would be an announcement that would come out of nowhere. No one would believe it. They certainly wouldnât understand it.
I mean, Marinette loves Adrien. ADRIEN AGRESTE, the Sunshine Child, the cinnamon roll, the pretty boy model, nice guy extraordinaire! It would make sense to be in love with Adrien. If everyone in the class swung that way, they would all be swinging in his general direction. It wasnât hard to adore the heck out of that boy. Especially Marinette, who has spent most of the year hopelessly pining after him since they day they met!
Now suddenly, not only was she NOT chasing after Adrien anymore, but she was abandoning her effortsâafter all this time, after all her attempts, after all her agonizing and catastrophizing and worst case scenarios involving him with literally anyone else, sheâs justâŠgiving him up for FELIX of all people?
But sure enough, itâs official the day that Marinette and Felix walk into class with her wearing his jacket, with Marinette blushing and looking all too happy and Felix having a downright soft expression.
Neither even had to say a word. Their actions practically screamed everything anyone needed to know.
And they still wouldnât believe it.
Alya would be a mixed up bag of feelings. Incredulous because thereâs no way Marinette would give up on Adrien. Shocked because Felix is the exact opposite of Adrien in every way and has none of the qualities that made Adrien the statue of her âcompassâ. Angry because sheâs been taking part in all of her friendâs shenanigans to get Adrienâs attentions only to give up. Suspicious because an akuma is the most reasonable explanation she has.Â
And confused as heck because WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND HOW DID SHE NOT KNOW?
Ninoâs a bit put off because what does Felix have that his boy doesnât? Honestly, heâs just glad Adrien has been so oblivious to Marinetteâs crush before this because the heck?
The rest of the class has mixed responses. Most of them congratulate the new couple to varying degrees. The most exuberant would be Lila, though only because this is one less rival for Adrien. The most exuberant who is actually genuine would be Rose, who adores love in all its forms and would be happy that Marinette found love regardless of who itâs with. Adrien would be polite and supportive though still a bit surprised that Felix would be Marinetteâs type. The others would be happy for Marinette if not confused. Chloe would be the only downer on the whole thing with a single snarky comment that of course the two of them would end up together.
But still everyone would wonder why?
There would be some concern by a few parties that Marinetteâs relationship with Felix was a ruse to make Adrien jealous. When Alya or some of the other girls try to ask her, Marinette canât really explain just what made her fall for Felix. Or at least, not anything they would believe.
They try to watch, but it makes no sense. Felix acts no differently than he always had. He and Marinette barely touch. They donât hold hands. They donât hug or kiss in public. They donât give each other pet names or make goo-goo eyes at one another.
Theyâre just together. Sitting quietly side by side at the table, each doing their own separate thing. Felix reading his book. Marinette sketching a new design. How is that a relationship?
Nobody sees the way his hand reaches for hers under the table. Or the way she gently curls her fingers around his.
And nobody sees how he squeezes her hand three times in succession.
Awwwwww!! So cuteđ€©
âI hate catsâ Yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? What the fuck?? What the fuck what the
I relate so freaking much to this!!!!!