nerd next door

girls is bugs

they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors

that's the beta testing stage

thou hast tee'd thy last hee

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

GMORNING GIRLIES IT'S YURI DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do