Hello there

ok i know the jedi purge was awful but also it's so fun to see jedi survivors still swinging laser swords and wearing more civilian clothing and using blasters and just looking way more roughed up

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

a car swerved to try and hit me while i was typing this ??

imagine i die and the cops pick up my phone and im halfway through making a post about lemonade

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.