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Now, for this let’s say you’ve known these two since childhood

You’ve always been seen as…a rather odd gal to the over kids

Most likely due to the fact you were shorter than the rest of your grade

Not that Little howie or phill mind! They still liked being your friends!

Now present day, you were dating the two oddballs!

Phillip does, in fact, tease both you and howard about the fact he’s tallest of you three

“The weather looking good down there hun?~” Phillip cooed, draping his arm against your shoulder as he leaned up against you “Honestly it’s pretty cold up here..could use some nice warmth from my favourite gaaaaalllll~”

“PHILL! Enough teasing them like that! You…you dingbat!-“ Howard shouted, lightly pushing Phillip off of you as the bearded man let out a hearty laugh in response

“Cmon howie! An’t my fault you kept avoiding milk like the plague!” He teased him as he continued to giggle

“Y-You!- we are scientists yet you act like a child!” Howard huffed, turning away “it wouldn’t kill you to act more mild…”

But at the end of it all, the two still very much love you!

Your almost always the little spoon when the three of you cuddle given your height, preeety hard to big spoon when the guys your spoon are taller then you

Rolling with the fluffy headcannons. Phillip prefers forehead kisses and Howard like hand kisses

Phillip likes seeing your reaction of his beard tickling your face and Howard is just a old fashioned gentleman (the two of them won’t admit but mouth kisses get them really flustered hehe)

They’ve definitely taken you to the bar they frequently alot or take you fishing with them for dates

On the topic of the bar, Howard is definitely trying to teach you how to play pool! It may be a while before you get the hang of it since the stick is waaaaay longer then your arms and it’s awkward to hold

At the end of the day, don’t mess with two dudes who literally saw god and their tiny ass gf

Mm,,i am a firm soft top howie believer hehehe,,

Just imagining slowly easing you through it as you take him hehevshrirgvds

Sorry im just horny rn needed to send self indulgent post

Do you guys think he still rhymes during sex UDYDUFIV

• Now, dating a guy like knowhere is certainly…strange at times

• for starters he can’t exactly take you out on a proper date, he’s pretty much bound to lucky’s bar most of the time + he doesn’t like the mortal realm that much

• but don’t worry! There’s still many things you can do together at lucky’s bar! (Knowhere said it not me)

• Knowhere’s way of showing his affection is…well he treats it like a riddle to solve, he won’t straight up say “i love you” to your face, but he’ll make innuendos

• Yes, Knowhere will be blunt with you, VERY blunt. He believes its one of the best ways to communicate with someone and he will expect you to also be blunt with him about your feelings

• definitely flirt’s with you with those cheesy ass 60’s pick up lines from romantic sitcoms

• you’re the only person he’s allowed to pet him, be honered

• at the end of the day, even if it may not seem like it, knowhere genuinely loves and cares about you and you should know that he will protect your goddamn life for you

• Ok, so we can all agree howard would be really clingy while cuddling someone right?

• Something id imagine he’d do is just straight up koala hugging you in bed, like fully wrapping both his arms and legs around you, he’s scared your gonna disappear on him :(

• Also you are NOT safe during blackouts or storms, he will deadass kidnap you and then drag you back to his room specifically and hold you hostage in cuddle jail

• definitely switches between big spoon or little spoon depending on how he’s feeling

• he will deadass start crying if you get out to use the bathroom or something, hell he’ll probably walk you there and back just to make sure your ok

• id like he would softly hum like his mother would while cuddling, he’s very good at it :)

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