of course authentic slutlery

frequently asked questions:

what's the tattoo on your leg? - serotonin and dopamine

what do you do for a living? - run a coffee shop (official titles being barista, coffee fairy, caffeine chemist, and obnoxious)

how tall are you? - 5'2, my parents didn't water me as a child and I never finished growing

how big qualifies for big ass man? - *ahem* please see above, it does not take much to qualify being big to me

is that really you in the gif's with bestie? - yes it is

is bestie really 8 inches? - yes he is

who's "we" - me and my alter egos thank you

not ya mommy, not ya baby, don't wanna see ya dick in my messages

hard no's:

minors

animal / pet (collar and leash okay)

scat

pregnancy / lactation

open wounds

full face covered / suffocation

tickling

fisting

trump supporters