your baby's crying because it wants a cigarette

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

um *has fun*

hey um. sorry. this is awkward but. when I use my wicked blade to cleave the world in two... would you wanna like. be on the same half as me?

rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

sometimes I see posts like this and wonder what this post must be like for people who don’t play mtg. this joke must have an entirely different texture if you don’t know who this man is and what he has done to me personally

i can only assume he debated steven universe with you

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks