my boyfriend gets really high and falls asleep and i start playing silent hill ambient music to send him to The Dimension

he doesnt remember but he wakes up and is like babe i had the WEIRDEST dream and im like uhuh. i bet

A BABY

[a wonderful milkmaiden]: Mrrmeow? [the milkmaiden]: Mrrpmeow? [an entity of the shadow]: (emerges from the shade) [the delightful maiden]:Mrrp? [the entity] ]: (bravely breaks the boundary of the shadow, bravely impeaches it and passes the border of the realm of light in order to be joined with the brave milkmaiden.) [the entity]: (A high-pitched “mmrp!” of delight) [the wonderful milkmaiden]: (She decides that this footage is sufficient. The camera man is instantly murdered upon impact.)

i’m obsessed with the way this post was written. informative, interesting, and yet with the brevity of someone who is currently trying to board a train

no i dont think women starving themselves and reconstructing their entire faces with makeup and plastic surgery is feminism and female empowerment

Youth fascination with technology

universal mom noises of get the fuck down from there

I love them

Your horse is sick