this is my great depression 30's

one persons's nothingburger is another person's everythingburger

why is the word “sinister” so funny to me

his sinister insidious icky yucky disgusting aura..

you could have reblogged that from me

I really love the woman that I am. I really admire her intellect, her courage, her fear, her taste, her physicality, her distinctions, her desires.

my aura is ♡ shaped

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

yeah you just need to stay out of your own head. you know, where you live. and can never actually escape. where your brain is glued. It’s quite simple

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away