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Found this in the comments of Shaun's latest video on Andrew Tate, in which he talks pretty extensively about how important it is for men to find ways to be confident in their genders without trying to adhere to, or enforce, anyone else's ideas of manhood on anyone.
Highly recommend checking it out.
Anyway. I rarely see folks talk about the positive impact transmascs have on manhood as a whole, and I think it's important to acknowledge and celebrate that.
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A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isnβt goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans arenβt really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, theyβre adaptable.
Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what youβre really saying to each other is βhiiiiii~β.
WE'RE GETTING AN I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST MOVIE AND NO ONE TOLD ME?????? RUDE.
And the actors for Ben and Nathan look great too π₯Ί
Here's an article with more casting news and you can always follow the movie's official Instagram account for more news.
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People out here using their talents for pure evil
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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didnβt lose no weight. I actually got bigger.
Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.
Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And thatβs cool.
Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE
Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat β’ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process
You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years.Β
And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and theyβre panting for air like like theyβre about to die. Iβve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way.Β
Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build.Β
No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them.Β
And theyβre fast. Like, unfair fast.Β
Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain.Β
i love and support all strong, fat people
As someone who also was in martial arts all of this is so real.
Strong, healthy bodies do not look like the dangerously dehydrated actors in marvel movies
I know the 90s are back, but stores are starting to market clothes with "O-rings" again and I'm laughing because I don't know how many people wearing them know what the fuck they are.
Bringing back memories of cock ring Ken. Screaming. (x)
Catical illusion/Β This kitty is in a bathtub
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#it looks like itβs having gravity problems
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An appropriate photo to keep this companyβ¦
so, i live on Β the fourth floor of an apartment building that faces a fairly busy street; itβs on a hill so car noises are pretty regular over the course of the day. because iβm high above the street, you obviously canβt see the cars unless you look out the window, right? but sometimes the sun reflects off the car roofs or whatever, and so thereβll be a light on my ceiling as a car passes by.
so my cat? whenever he hears a loud engine, day or night, he looks at my ceiling. even if there is no refraction going on. to him, those are the sounds of light on the ceiling. sometimes the light appears and there is a loud noise. itβs 8pm and a truck just passed and he watched the ceiling as the car moved past my windows β no reflection this time of night, but trucks are ceiling creatures and i just think thatβs such a like β itβs a good correlation, buddy!! you figured it out!! youβre wrong but youβre so smart!!
this is NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS POST but anyway hereβs my cat stalking trucks (on the ceiling)
25 hours later and rip my phone battery and iβm thinking i shouldβve named my cat platoβ¦.or yβknowβ¦β¦β¦.at all
response to some common tags on this post:
yes he is a handsome and fluffy boy
yes he sits super weird all the time heβs a proper young gentleman
yes that chair has been through it; no one else touches it anymore itβs been surrendered to his control
no i did not ever name him heβs a shadowy figure of mystery (we call him fluffbutt)
no i had not really heard of platoβs cave before but boy do i know it now
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i do have to hand it to him
a lonely grave cleric in his temple
Sea lions are just seals with an extra electron.
*unionizes your seals*
my seals are now on strike
the blaze feature is crossing too many tumblr ecosystems together. i dont want to know what goes on over there thats why im over here
[image id: a smiling zookeeper holds a large tegu lizard up to meet the shocked stare of an utterly bewildered sea lion]
I was Spider-Man, and I invited a bunch of other Spider-Men to what I assume was my apartment so we could have a Spider-Man party, I guess.
Does anyone have that one Spider-Man image at hand?
this one?
No, the one with the three of them! Similar but with 3 guys.
this one?
Close, but it was a photo, and not a drawing.
Either I dreamt it, which is a real possibility or I saw on Twitter that somebody made this edit with Ricky, Jim Bob and Ted.
wait I got it!
this one?
That's the one!
Ok but this is pretty good too
This post
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I deeply admire Harrison Ford's unfailing commitment to taking beloved characters out with him every time he leaves a franchise
I fully support Elon Musk's space-themed ventures with SpaceX so that one day he gets in one of his stupid rockets and fucking explodes
