Canadian Horror Story

less than 1 horse power tho

1 catpower

it’s winter, so he needs to warm up a bit first is all

does anyone remember the barefoot bandit?

Is that like the Scranton Strangler?

I DIDNT MENTION THAT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY HE FUCKING STOPPED AND DONATED $100 TO AN ANIMAL SHELTER??????????????????????????????

“He also signed his crime scenes — drawing footprint outlines with chalk and adding a sarcastic goodbye, “Cya!“ “ X

this wasnt even meant to get popular lmao i just wanted to know if anyone remembered my son

@outofthisgxlaxy

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She doesn’t! Neither does your son! Or you for that matter!   It’s pretty disheartening to see how many commenters don’t get this. 

Holy shit yes. Agree. Thank you Girl Scouts.

this is a brilliant small step towards encouraging agency in girls which is absolutely critical for setting boundaries

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time

TOO DAMN CUTE

once on halloween in high school i decided that i would give myself a treat and “forget” my gym uniform and therefore lose participation credit for the day because you cant participate without the uniform. and the teacher was like, “if you’re in costume you don’t lose credit today because halloween,” and was listing off students who were visibly in costume who would get basically free credit, and she said my name much to my surprise and i realized that. she had never seen me in my regular clothes more than once or twice a couple months previously. she thought i was in costume. she had no idea i was just super fuckin goth.

I mean even the raw sentiment of giving yourself a gift of no gym class on Halloween is goth enough in itself

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking 

“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed

THIS

TEA

It’s true and you should say it

oh my god i love girls i love girls so much i’m so gay thank god there’s girls on earth it’s like it’s christmas everyday and so many kinds of girls and all so great and wonderful and beautiful and handsome and strong and cute and pretty and funny and smart and beautiful i’m gay

clint eastwood by the gorillaz was the first song ever made

when he says “finally someone let me out of my bag” its a metaphor for music being created and humanity finally having a brand new way to express themselves via throat sounds (their bag)

LET 👏 ERNIE 👏 AND 👏 BERT 👏 TIE 👏 THE 👏 KNOT 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 MORE 👏 ONGOING 👏 STABLE 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 THAN 👏 MOST 👏 OF 👏 US 👏

They also handled death better than pretty much any show ever. I remember when Mr Hooper died. Well, really the actor playing him died. They could have written around it or ignored it, but they didn’t. They did a whole show about death and grief, and it was moving and completely perfect. And it pissed people off because it was a kids show and I guess some people think kid shows should be happy all the time. Sesame street is the best show. I would have said so at 5, and I still say so as a childfree 35 year old.

Children’s media should respect the intelligence of their audience and Sesame Street won’t flinch from that.

This is all so true, which makes it even worse that new episodes of Sesame Street are effectively behind a 6 month paywall.

I will be honest: This is a thing that brings me genuine, unadulterated joy.