Starrchild Lemon

Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.

ibid. him adieu

The MELODRAMA

jesus to his disciples

man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression 

it’s posta like these that so encapsulate the spirit of tumblr while making it impossible to explain tumblr to my mom

It is Uncouth to drink blood directly from a human’s neck in some back alley like a miscreant. You don’t even know where that human’s been. You could get blood all over your chin and clothes, like a slovenly barbarian. No table manners whatsoever

I Only drink blood that comes from trusted sources and has been tested thoroughly for cleanliness, then heated in a carafe and served in a Fancy Teacup

Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor

The Bachelor is never seen in the show because he’s still living with his parents on Gallifrey, listlessly applying for jobs and stress-eating

I thought the bachelor was being fought over by 12 women in a big house

galaxy brain:  The Bachelor Tv show has featured the same man for every season but he regenerates like the doctor

wowww okay unfollowing now! i was a huge fan of his cannibal dinner parties and artistic displays of his victim’s corpses, i had no idea he was dating one of his patients