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Miss piggy would make lestat cry in 0.3 seconds and do her nails at the same time

interacting with irl friends who happen to have tumblr is so funny. quietly liking each other’s posts with no other interaction. not reblogging anything from the other because you have zero overlap in fandoms. you see each other irl and make no mention of the 18 posts in a row of a specific character from a show you’ve never heard of in your life and will never watch. for some reason screenshotting tumblr posts to text each other even though you both have tumblr

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

during my office job i’ve been listening to random spotify audiobooks to pass the time not expecting much but i started listening to “how to fake it in society” and ive actually gotten So invested. AND IVE RUN OUT OF SPOTIFY AUDIOBOOK HOURS #hellonearth

i don’t know i’ve been clicking on a bunch of random “advertised-with-fic-tropes” type romances just for a laugh and curiosity and all. i don’t think how to fake it was advertised in that way but it came up as recommended and i thought it would be corny but im genuinely pretty invested now. and the audiobook reader is REALLY good to listen to he does the accents and voice acting so well

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

(two deers in) why are there deers here

@starlingherald