dressing as a nun could be habit-forming

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

sorryyyy no trains tomorrow we replaced them all with a big slug

Sooner or later leftists will have to deal with the issue that capitalism has made many people used to wanton excess and sooner or later we'll have to legit tell everyone we can't have plastic treats and luxury produce or cruises instantly available year round and it's gonna make so many people mad and call you a big meanie worse than stalin over it. It will not be popular at all but someone's gotta hold a firm no or the planet will never stop collapsing. We can't save the planet by living exactly how we do now just with a communist banner over it we have to take a loss sorry, shein product cycles shouldn't have been normalized to begin with.

The banana discourse really separated the wheat from the chaff of which "lefties" actually want a global workers revolution and which ones just want more stuff to be free

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

This still fucking cracks me up

U know whats crazy abt bdaddy jissues. Theres all the stuff about BJ never mentioning his parents or writing to them and the Interesting Jokes he makes about them while referring to pegs dad as ‘pa’ and the lashing out at hawkeye for having a good relationship with his dad. Theres also like everything about the way that he is. The burying and repressing and smiling. The flinching. The LYINGGGGG the projecting. Lets go back to childhood. What is it about the house you grew up in that made you the way you are. I know what it is.

AND the obsession w being a good husband and father AND the obsession with following rules and life will reward you AND the way he initially adheres to strict army policy before being opened up like a beautiful gay flower by another beautiful gay person WHILE ALSO being so mixed up in his own head about being a good husband father following rules so life will reward you strict upbringing policy that he sometimes still treats said beautiful gay person like hes a crazy slut from hell not that hell is real or that im scared of going there at all hahaha anyway.

And they did this on purpose by accident in classic american sitcom mash