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DIDNT SLEEP LAST NIGHT WOKE MY SISTER UP AT 7 AM WE WENT OUTSIDE AND CAUGHT A TOAD AND NAMED HIM HERBERT HE PEED ON MY SISTER HE WAS SMALL AND BROWN AND HAD CooL SPOTS herbert i miss you

#this is literally how I talk

It’s the “back on topic, baby” that killed me, that’s me.

If god hates gays why do we keep winning?

Don’t donate to change . Org donate to the go fund me

I am huge. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think I need to get even huger. Sometimes I’m walking around town and a fat ass beefcake of a huge-ass bastard confidently walks, taking up 3/4ths of the entire street and sidewalk and I think “why aren’t I him??” Muscle. Beef. Beef

either my mom or my dog roast this.

Who the fuck is this dude’s mom? Dwayne ???

Wait, roast beef, baby?????

no thank you, owen

I have been crying bc I found pics of little frogs with little hats

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

This hits different in 2020