beepbeep reblog time yall

Have to admit, Tumbleweed's expression after nearly bonking into the camera is making me laugh even after watching it like 50 times.

Truly elegant

i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that

What people fail to realize is that i’m very sleepy

I love that frisk is in the same situation as Kris but theyre a baby so they don't care like "YAH is fine heart tells me what to do I do it -_- "

its not uh cringe minion memes its uh they literally and knowingly facilitated the initial phases of a genocide

In India Facebook does nothing to stop false rumours on whatsapp that have lead to lynchings of muslims and Dalits even though it easily can and has admitted to not kicking out far right hindu extremists of its platforms because it'll hurt profits—who have murdered thousands of people including the son of a sitting union minister that ran over and killed 8 protesting farmers and journalists with his SUV on 3/10/21.

Team rocket is like they’ve been married for years they’re not romantically involved theyll never love anyone like they love each other they hate each other’s guts they adore each other they’re both bisexual they’re a gay man and a lesbian they’re both trans they’re married they hate each other they’re in love

makes you imagine the sound of a bowling ball striking pins

This counts as a spell.

im bored who wants to play chess with me

I want a soulsborne messaging system irl. I saw a straw under the grates of the soda machine and I wanted so bad to leave a little sign that said “free him” with an arrow pointing to it. I want to stop in the middle of a crosswalk to read a message that says “try tongue but hole” and then get hit by a car. I want to see a “Liar ahead” sign in front of some guy’s house. I want to see fifty “merchant ahead” signs in front of every single store. I think it’d be funny.