Stardust Shuffle

okay, i don’t care if you’re poly, i fully endorse doing what you want as long as you’re not hurting yourself or others, but please stop telling me that i’m monogamous because i’m jealous or insecure. thanks.

the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"

Constructive Criticism

My Eco-Terrorist Son is Absolutely Dripless

I still spend days, weeks every year thinking about how this critique pre-dates the advent of Programming Socks™ and cat-ear headphones, and asking myself, “did the Hacker Aesthetic go from Unfortunate Sweatshirts to Neon Catgirlgender Fantasy because of John Waters? Did he do this???”

this looks like the same party

they’re shouting back and forth across the club

actual king shit

rb to have a super gay 2023

Only a single one of you so far has mentioned ‘Barbie Yaga’ and I’m so proud of them and disappointed in the rest of you /j

✨🔥 achilles ✌️ 27 😜 best of the greeks ⚔️💪 doomed 😳🥵 by the narrative 🥴🤤💛