Have you heard of our lord and savior crab jesus?

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

WHAT

Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually

You guys call anything Catholic just because it's christian and vibesy. "oh he's southern and makes me feel bad about myself" girl that's a baptist

I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my followers to practice it even in the face of persecution” and then 40 years later Congress said Utah wouldn’t be given statehood as long as the LDS practiced polygamy and Mormon God was like “Ok tell everyone I changed my mind”

I just really like the idea that Mormon God like, basically caved into pressure from the federal government

Woman murders man in broad daylight

new report finds that over 30% of uranium in nuclear power plants is lost via engineers having a little bite when they think nobody's watching

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

every now and again you see someone describe something 19th century as medieval, so I'm mostly just hoping that medievalism keeps up the pattern of window expansion and we eventually have people referring to medieval cars