honey & lemon!!!!!

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

i’m a lover, a yearner, and a freak

If I had a nickel for every openly queer and “woke” creator who I developed a parasocial appreciation for and then became deeply religious due to some sort of mental health crisis I’d have two nickels but god I really wish I didn’t

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

brown works so hard and does so much and everyone is so mean to her. coffee chocolate hair leather tea wood eyes broth a warm coat autumn leaves caramelized onions the crust on a loaf of bread. all things good and warm and kind are brown. bitch!

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

no flirting I just stare at you like I’m awake during surgery