Just Yelling About Helluva Boss Mostly 😆

There’s an entire ocean between us, but God, I’m thinking about swimming it just to be with her.

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

help I’m having ideas beyond my available budget

Help I'm having ideas beyond my talent to execute.

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

job listings are always like do you want to Make an Impact on the World? and Transform the Lives of Others? by serving Our Ice Cream?

me (doing my favorite activities in the world): haha it would cool if i was unmade on a molecular level right now

[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond

@hyperfixed-owl 🤣🤣🤣

I’m sorry my lovelies but the reason you hate yourself is because you treat you like shit. If you came up to me and then told me I was a fuck up who could never do anything right I'd fucking hate you too.

if you didn't let me go to bed until after midnight because you'd rather watch Netflix than let me rest, and then got mad at me for not being productive the next day I'd be PISSED