☆ tickett ☆

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

listening to the fragile loud as shit is not enough i need to call trent reznor and tell him thank you

Every time I hear Trent or NIN mentioned in a casual or unexpected context my heart starts beating and I immediately become more alert to my surroundings and get all giddy. What’s wrong with me.

tng plots are like oh an alien tickled my ear but i’m too nervous to tell my coworkers or like we have to sneak into romulan space and make friends with them. ds9 plots are TODAY WE’RE USING A STOLEN RUNABOUT TO SMUGGLE TWELVE BAJORAN PRISONERS OF WAR OUT OF A CONCENTRATION CAMP AND MY COMMANDING OFFICER LETS ME BECAUSE I’M A BUDDHIST LESBIAN

you are NOT immune to cunty little detective. at some point in your life your brain will be taken over by a fictional detective and there’s nothing you can do about it. it WILL happen to you. you might even end up transgender about it