art thou nasty

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever