welcome to my stupid zone

*walks through a bead curtain*

There's a new snack. It's a bag filled with granulated sugar and citric acid and little bugs and it's called Energy Ants. You can only buy it at gas stations and they keep it locked up behind the counter.

do you still think i'm hot with this giant hole in my chest

i met a blade of grass the other day who contained the sum of all universal knowledge both human and alien

i make experimental music but we're doing a double blind trial so i don't actually know which music is experimental and which is the control

Just found a fragment on the ground. ill use this to construct a larger whole😎😎😎

There's an unhealthy amount of yearning in me and I need to take it out on someone

if you had to choose one pokemon to be your absolute favorite out of every pokemon which one would you choose. its okay to choose a "basic" one

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

if anyone wants to have their shot with a real freak you'll have your chance soon i'm going to be standing around with a white blindfold on while smoking a cigarette down by the railway crossing later